It has NOTHING to do with the fact that it’s nearly 3:00 and I still sit here unshowered and in my pajamas, with the house a complete laundry disaster.
1. My rock star name (first pet and current car)
Tina Silhouette. Could also be Tequila (Tequi) Silhouette.
(I’m not sure which dog came first.)
Either way, it sounds like a stripper name. 😦
2. My gangsta name (ice cream flavor and cookie)
Cherry Vanilla Sugar
Not very gangster. Again, see #1. 😦
3. My fly girl name (first letter of first name, first three letters of last name)
4. My detective name (favorite color, favorite animal)
5. My soap opera name (middle name, city of birth)
6. My Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two of your first name)
7. My superhero name (second favorite color, favorite drink, add “the”)
The Purple Wild Cherry Pepsi
8. My Nascar name (first two names of my two grandfathers)
Awww… that’s a good one.
9. My stripper name (favorite perfume, favorite sweet)
(I had better stripper names by accident. See #1 and #2.)
10. My witness protection name (mother’s and father’s middle names)
11. My weather anchor name (fifth grade teacher’s name, a major city beginning with the same letter)
Barber Whitney Buffalo
12. My spy name (favorite season/flower)
13. Cartoon name (favorite fruit plus garment you’re wearing, with an “ie” or “y” added)
(I actually like that one. It’s cute.)
14. Hippie name (what you ate for breakfast plus favorite tree)
15. Your rockstar tour name (favorite hobby plus weather element, with “the”)
The Cross-Stitch Tornado
16. Blues singer name (a disability, a fruit or vegetable, and a president)
Deaf Rutebega Johnson
Feel free to tag yourself or leave your answers in the comment section.