I went to the library today to pick up some books I’d put on hold.
When I opened my wallet to retrieve my library card, a giant (and I mean GIANT) earwig crawled out of it.
It wasn’t a cockroach, so at least there was that, but still… what sort of person (unknowingly) transports icky bugs to public places, only to have them crawl across the checkout counter while dozens of (two) library employees stare at it in horror? (*shudder*)
I was MORTIFIED.
So, I did what I thought would be least embarrassing (although in hindsight, stripping naked and doing the hula might have been the safer choice): I smiled, brushed it off the counter with my bare hand and stomped on it three times so it was good and mashed into the carpet.
I KNOW, RIGHT?!?!?!
I make my family proud.