Kemi: Hey, Anthony, let’s go into Bed, Bath and Beyond to pick up a gift for the dogs.
Anthony: Okay. What are you going to get?
Kemi: It’s this thing called Pedi Paws. It’s a cool thing that I think they’re going to love.
[Okay, that I’M going to love.]
Kemi: Really. Let’s look.
Kemi: It has to be around here somewhere. This is all the “as seen on T.V.” stuff.
Anthony: (growing excited) I know THIS! I’ve seen this! And this, and this and this! Can we get them?
Kemi: Let’s just stick to the Pedi Paws for today, okay?
Anthony: (squealing) Look! Snuggies!
Kemi: Look, see the dog Snuggies? How funny are they?
Anthony: (giggling) Those ARE silly.
Kemi: Okay, here we go. I found what I was looking for.
Anthony: What is it?
Kemi: It’s this cool thing that cuts the dogs’ toenails, and it doesn’t hurt them.
Anthony: You’re getting them THAT?
Kemi: Yes. For Christmas.
Anthony: They don’t want THAT. THAT is not a good gift.
Kemi: I think it’s a good gift.
Anthony: It is NOT a good gift. A good gift would be a Snuggie. For dogs. THAT is the perfect gift.